Kicking the Bucket
By Izzy

Julian Bashir was in the Infimary when Jadzia Dax ran in, looking very frightened. "Julian, hide me!"

"From who?" asked Julian as he tried to conceal her behind a console.

"Odo. I think I really upset him this time."

"His furniture?" At her nod, he asked, "What you do?"

"I accidently kicked his bucket."

"Was he in it?"

"No," said Jadzia with a slight giggle, "he *was* it."

Julian burst into hysterical laughter.

"That's not funny." Odo had entered the Infirmary, with a weird forehead spot.

Jadzia gave a little scream and ran out of the Infirmary, Odo following her.