The Duel
By Izzy
To the tune of "Crazy" by Britney Spears

Scene:Harry and Voldemort face off at the end of Goblet of Fire.

Potter, do you like to duel?
I'm going to kill you, what can you do?
Potter, can you dodge my spells?
Oh my, you don't know how to cast them as well!

Every time I look at you
I want to kill you, oh how it's true
Killing you means so much more
I've got your blood now, so I feel secure

You drive me crazy! You just won't die!
Last time I faced you, I had to fly!

Oooh crazy! How he lets him fight!
Something tells me that we will be here all night!

Voldemort throws some Unforgiveables. Harry throws Imperius off.

Voldemort, just try to kill me,
I guess that you'll be the last thing I'll see.
But I'll do what I can do,
Don't care if my spells are wasted on you!

Every time you look at me,
I get all fearful, it's easy to see,

You drive me crazy! You just won't die!
I tried to kill you, and you just fly!

Lucius, Crabbe, and Goyle:
Crazy! It's too long a fight!
Yes we definitely will be here all night!

Voldemort and Harry trigger Priori Incantatem. Cedric pops out of Voldemort's wand.


Frank Bryce, Bertha Jorkins, and Lily and James also pop out. They all advance on Voldemort.

Cedric, Frank, Bertha, Lily, and James:
You drive us crazy Voldemort!
You killed us, and you just fly!
Oh but it's now all right,
Thanks to us Harry Potter will live tonight!

Harry breaks the connection, grabs Cedric's body, summons the Cup, and is out of there.

Crazy! Oh I lost this fight!

Death Eaters:
Well, at least we won't have to stand here all night!