Kes:Sniff
Winn:Gul
Jadzia:Squish
Kirk:Uh uh!
Jenny:Deck Seven
Deanna:Riker
Picard: And now, the six Starfleet murderers of the New Zealand penal colony in their rendition of the Brig Block Tango
Kes:Sniff
Winn:Gul
Jadzia:Squish
Kirk:Uh uh!
Jenny:Deck Seven
Deanna:Riker
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Jenny: I betcha you would have done the same!
Kes:Sniff
Winn:Gul
Jadzia:Squish
Kirk:Uh uh!
Jenny:Deck Seven
Deanna:Riker
Kes: You know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Neelix. Neelix liked to cook food. No, not cook. RUIN. So I came off shift this one day and I am really irritated, and looking for a little bit of sympathy and there's Neelix behind the counter in the mess hall, humming and cooking. No, not cooking, ruining. So, I said to him, I said, "Neelix, you continue to ruin that food one more minute..." And he did. So I took my phaser off my belt and I fired two warning shots...set to kill!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have smelt it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Winn: I met Anjohl Tenon on Deep Space 9 a few weeks ago, and he told me he was Bajoran, and we hit it off right away. So we started living together, looking for the Prophets, being holy, reading the Kosta'mojan, switching alliegance to the Pah-wraiths...and then I found out. Bajoran, he told me. Bajoran my patootie. Not only was he Cardassian, oh no, he was Gul Dukat. The former Predect of Bajor, you know? So when he got his eyesight back and we went to the fireplace, I read from the Kosta'mojan, as usual. You know, some people just can't take being the sacrifice!
Kes, Winn, Jadzia, and Deanna:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a station
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Jadzia: Now, I'm standing in the science lab analyzing a rare Bajoran artifact, minding my own business. In storms my husband Worf in a jealous rage. "You been screwing Dr. Bashir!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screaming, "You been screwing Dr. Bashir!" And then he ran into my bat'leth. He ran into my bat'leth ten times.
All:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Kirk: What...am...I...doing here? They say...that...I put...Ben Finney...in a...pod...and...ejected him...into...an ion...storm. But...this...is not...true. I am...guiltless. I...don't...know...why...Areel...Shaw...says...that I did it. I...tried...to explain...to...Starfleet Command...but...they...couldn't...follow...me...
Tom Paris: Yeah, but did you do it?
Kirk: Uh uh. Not...guilty!
Jenny: My sister Megan and I worked in Stellar Cartography together, and my husband, William Chapman, worked with us. Now, on our last shift, we found these twenty stellar phenomena in a row. Dwarf, Giant, Quasar, Nebula, Triple Star, Unstable Wormhole, Melding Supernova, Disintegrating Planet, Asteroid Field, one right after the other. So this one night right after we got off shift we're in my quarters on Deck Seven, the three of us, boozing, having a few laughs and the replicator broke. So I went out to burrow some food. I come back, override the lock, and there's Megan and William doing Number Seventeen -- the Melding Supernova. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Jenny(Others):
They had it coming(they had it coming)
They had it coming(they had it coming)
They had it coming(they took a starship)
All along(in its prime)
I didn't do it(and then they used it)
But if I'd done it(and they abused it)
How could you tell me(it was a murder)
That I was wrong?(But not a crime!)
Deanna: I loved Will Riker more than I can possibly say. He was a real smart guy...command material... Number One. But he was troubled. He was always trying to find himself. He'd go out off shift looking for himself and on the way he found Mistress Beata, Soren, Ro, and my mother. I guess you can say we broke up because of a sensory malfunction. He read himself as alive, and I sensed that he was dead!
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Kes, Winn, Deanna(Jenny, Jadzia, Kirk):
They had it coming(they had it coming)
They had it coming(they had it coming)
They had it coming(they had it coming)
All along(all along)
'Cause if they used us('cause if they used us)
And they abused us(and they abused us)
How could you tell us(how could you tell us)
That we were wrong?(that we were wrong?)
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would have done the same!
Kes: You ruin that food for one more minute!
Winn: Bajoran my patootie.
Jadzia: Ten times.
Kirk: Areel...Shaw...says...
Jenny: Number seventeen -- the Melding Supernova.
Deanna: Sensory malfunction.
Kes:Sniff
Winn:Gul
Jadzia:Squish
Kirk:Uh uh!
Jenny:Deck Seven
Deanna:Riker