Jadzia Got Run Over by a Pah-wraith
By Izzy
To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Raindeer" by Elmo and Patsy

Jadzia got run over by a Pah-wraith
In front of the orb one summer's eve
You might say the Prophets are just aliens
But as for old Jadzia she believes

She was going to have a baby
By her Klingon husband Worf
The adjustments were successful
Would she thank the Prophets? Yes, she would of course.

When they found her in the temple
At the scene of the attack
She'd been blasted with pure evil
There was no way they could get her life force back

Jadzia got run over by a Pah-wraith
In front of the orb one summer's eve
You might say the Prophets are just aliens
But as for old Jadzia she believes

It's best to steer clear of Worfie
He's not taking this too well
And now Sisko has run off to Earth
To figure out just why the Prophets fell

It's lonely without Jadzia
Even the wormhole's gone all black
And we all can't help but wonder
Should we welcome this Ezri
Or send her back? (Send her back!)

Jadzia got run over by a Pah-wraith
In front of the orb one summer's eve
You might say the Prophets are just aliens
But as for old Jadzia she believes

Now the station has moved past her
Ezri fits into the show
Some are crying that they miss her
And the quality of this season's so low

But we're warning all the Niners
She might be just the first to fall
And do steer clear of the temple
When a spirt-infested Cardie pays a call!

Jadzia got run over by a Pah-wraith
In front of the orb one summer's eve
You might say the Prophets are just aliens
But as for old Jadzia she believes
(Sing it, Worf and Julian!)
Jadzia got run over by a Pah-wraith
In front of the orb one summer's eve
You might say the Prophets are just aliens
But as for old Jadzia she believes