He saw she was a girl
He knew Krum made him jealous
One more thing to learn
I watched a movie:
"The Cutting Edge"," wondered
Can R and H skate?
That indeed they could skate
And so she wrote this)
We may call him the god of sex
But on reading of that she got vexed,
In her studies of Tantric
She complained of grammer tricks
But if you touch him she'll still you hex!
There once was a lady named Herm,
Whose boyfriend once said to her, "-Erm,"
Then she said to him, "Ron,
How did you get turned on?
Can't you wait 'till the end of the term?"